Cole Slaw, Apple Maps, and Fox News

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Alex Blagg
@alexblagg

Wait so “Looper” is NOT a gritty reimagining of Toucan Sam’s bloody turf war against Cap’n Crunch?

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Julius Sharpe
@juliussharpe

Doctors can stop hanging their diplomas on the wall. I don’t care what college you went to, I just want a handicapped plate and Vicodin.

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Matt Goldich
@MattGoldich

Fox News showed a live suicide on the air. If you think that’s bad, NBC is showing it tape-delayed in prime time tonight.

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Disalmanac
@Disalmanac

UPDATE: Instead of fixing Apple Maps, Apple will change the entire face of the planet so it matches Apple Maps.

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Marketing Douchebag
@mktgdouchebag

Steve Jobs wouldn’t have apologized for Maps. He’d say bad directions were a feature leading you on an adventure. Like an acid trip.

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todd levin
@toddlevin

Getting surprisingly little information back on my Google Alert for “Alan Arkin + cole slaw.”

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Steve Death
@Its_Death

St. Jude is the Patron Saint of Lost Causes and Trying To Understand Facebook Security Settings.

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Dr. Ruth Westheimer
@AskDrRuth

Seems Jimmy Hoffa not in his driveway though glitter found may show Ke$sha dropped by to fool around w/his ghost

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Shari Vanderwerf
@shariv67

I’d rather dine with Jeffrey Dahmer than someone who eats pizza with a fork and knife.

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Rob Sprance
@RobSprance

Fox News just aired it’s first live suicide since the Republican National Convention.

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Josh Hara
@yoyoha

There should be emotionally handicapped parking spaces.

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Sam Grittner
@SamGrittner

I don’t want to say that iOS Maps is terrible; I will say that the Jews would have wandered the desert another 4,000 years if they’d used it