ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com is a new site that does exactly what it says it does. If you have an enemy, and you want to show them your hate in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable, the good folks at ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com will package up a bunch of glitter and send it their way.
And you know glitter. It’s going to get everywhere.
“We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed,” says the site.
“So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.”
The service costs $9.99AUD (a little over $8 USD) from anywhere in the world. As of right now, buying has been temporarily suspended while they work through their current orders. They’re backlogged. Apparently people have “a sick fascination with shipping people glitter.”
Ok, what about the most important question – is this really a real thing? Really?
“Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it,” they say.
If you’re unfortunate enough to receive this horrible, horrible parcel – you’ll be in good (?) company. Past Glitter bomb victims include Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Dan Savage, Joe Lieberman, and Lindsay Lohan. Those were public and were not part of this site’s service – but they all took a blast of glitter to the face for one reason or another. And if you find yourself in that unfortunate situation, you’ll probably feel some solidarity … with Newt Gingrich.
Wow, this is even more diabolical than I originally thought.
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