Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
BREAKING: The Scream responds angrily to press question about its relationship with the Mona Lisa. “We’re just friends, nothing more.”
Tip Jars should really be called Put-Money-in-This-While-I’m-Watching-So-You-Can-Feel-Good-About-Yourself Jars
To save his reputation, John Edwards must prove he didn’t violate campaign finance laws while cheating on his dying wife.
Today is the National Day of Prayer. I wonder what God’s ‘Fail Whale’ looks like.
America! Today is the National Day of Prayer! All day, right here on this account, I will be answering prayers! Usually with “no”!
I’m stuck in the longest T-ball trophy drought of my life.
Wherever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up against it by changing their profile pictures.
Amazing hats are pretty much the only reason I want to go to the Kentucky Derby. Oh, and the drinking.
I think The Scream was a good investment. It’ll look great in my guest house bathroom.
Edvard Munch’sThe Scream sold for $120 million. Immense! You could remake half of “John Carter” for that!
the new york times has a great article about how print media will outlast the internet behind their paywall.
I truly thought I met my friends baby because I was following the mother on instagram.