Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
BREAKING: The Scream responds angrily to press question about its relationship with the Mona Lisa. “We’re just friends, nothing more.”
Tip Jars should really be called Put-Money-in-This-While-I’m-Watching-So-You-Can-Feel-Good-About-Yourself Jars
To save his reputation, John Edwards must prove he didn’t violate campaign finance laws while cheating on his dying wife.
Today is the National Day of Prayer. I wonder what God’s ‘Fail Whale’ looks like.
America! Today is the National Day of Prayer! All day, right here on this account, I will be answering prayers! Usually with “no”!
I’m stuck in the longest T-ball trophy drought of my life.
Discipline Daddy #ArrestedDevDerbyNames
Wherever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up against it by changing their profile pictures.
Amazing hats are pretty much the only reason I want to go to the Kentucky Derby. Oh, and the drinking.
I think The Scream was a good investment. It’ll look great in my guest house bathroom.
Edvard Munch’sThe Scream sold for $120 million. Immense! You could remake half of “John Carter” for that!
the new york times has a great article about how print media will outlast the internet behind their paywall.
I truly thought I met my friends baby because I was following the mother on instagram.
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