You could almost argue that there’s an established genre for fake Apple promo videos. The “dude sitting on a stool in front of a white screen” setup that defines every Apple-made promo video of the last 5 years is so easily replicable that comedy video makers have pegged it as an easy taget.

And let’s be honest, it really is.

This fake promo video takes on all the new, revolutionary features of the iPhone 5. Even the ones that aren’t new or revolutionary. Check it out below [NSFW language]:

Say what you want about the new device, it doesn’t look people are all that disappointed with it. Today, Apple announced that they had sold 2 million pre-orders in the first 24 hours. That shatters the previous record of 1 million in the first 24 hours held by the iPhone 4S.