Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have tweets about the fake news spread on Twitter announcing Jon Bon Jovi’s death. We also see why one YouTube user said after watching a new trailer and find out how hard a Hot Pocket is on your stomach.
Feel sorry for the cheerleaders… the stadium pitch black and Ben Roethlisberger lurking in the vicinity.
I always peek at my presents. And by “peek” I mean “waterboard my friends until they confess what they got me.” I hate surprises.
One more week and Mannheim Steamroller gets to coast until next December.
We are sad to learn of the non-passing of Jon Bon Jovi. The music world mourns his remaining alive, and we send our condolences to his fan.
With Jon Bon Jovi dead you have to wonder what’ll happen with his nuclear weapons.
Palin says she is considering running for President “just for the free clothes and shit.”
“I just ejaculated.” — Youtube comment on The Dark Knight Rises trailer. Well said, Kameel661. Well said.
They keep calling them “Mission Impossible” movies, but the missions keep turning out to have been possible. I call bullshit.
A Hot Pocket is like a Rubik’s Cube for your digestive system.
My favorite drinking game is waking up.
All I want for Christmas is for radio stations to stop playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you”.
Found a Dusty Springfield album in the attic. Actually, it’s a Rick Springfield album, it’s just been up there a while.
Since the Steelers appear in the new Batman movie does that mean that proportionally the Browns must now cameo in a Ghost Rider sequel?
Ohio State banned from postseason play in 2012. Now Urban Meyer can coach AND spend more time with his family.
#lastminutegift a 40 ounce with a bow on it
can’t wait to not understand either side of any conversation between batman and bane in the dark knight rises.