Kourtney Kardashian’s man, Scott Disick, has had a tough way to go. The poor guy lost both his parents within months of each other, and Disick is an only child. He has two little kids, with a third on the way. Plus, he has no private life, since he’s connected to a Kardashian. It’s enough to drive any man to drink.

Which is exactly what Disick does. In fact, a few weeks back, Disick made celeb headlines when he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after a party. His friends say it is all related to the loss of his parents.

“He’s had an unimaginable year losing his parents,” a source said. “There have been highs and lows, and he’s just doing his best trying to work through everything. He’s really making progress.”

Gossip rag circles revealed that Kourtney was none too pleased, and maybe they even had some “time apart,” in the parlance of married couples and other people who get on each other’s nerves frequently. Disick was reportedly living by his lonesome in a bare apartment.

When is there going to be a show called Keeping Up with Scott Disick

— Common Girl (@SoReIatable) August 1, 2014

But now he has promised to stay on the wagon, at least until the baby is born. This is news that only a celebrity could produce. Any real-world guy cuts a deal that outlines that he gets to drink like a mad man until the baby is born. Then he has to take grow up and take his turns feeding and changing diapers.

“He stopped drinking cold turkey—and promised he won’t drink again until after Kourtney gives birth,” a source said. “Scott knew he had hit rock bottom. Kourtney told him that was the last straw.”

Scott Disick could be my favorite person on this planet

— sophia (@sophia_wooley) August 1, 2014

This is a guy who touts his receiving a “lordship” on a trip to England, insists on being called “Lord Disick”, and calls other people around him peasants. Somebody buy that guy a drink.

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