Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
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If sony or nintendo want to top microsoft @ E3 theyre gonna have to bring that dead cat helicopter on stage & control it with voice commands
This confused urologist has no idea where I’m coming from.
Internet Explorer coming to XBOX Live. Soon to be followed by fire and the wheel.
Richard Dawson. A real man. Would kiss your wife while looking YOU in the eye. And you’d do NOTHING. Because he is Richard Dawson.
Twitter is an amazing source of useful information, the way a haystack is an amazing source of needles.
The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote.
“Is Tiger Woods Back?” is the trucker hat of sports.
There are fates far worse than death. For example, having your death reported in an online article with comments enabled.
Have to wait until next year for new Game of Thrones episodes. #firstworldproblems
Laughter is the best medicine, but so is watching your enemies slowly become fat through Facebook updates.
IS IT JUST DRUNK HULK! OR WAS FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS 20 YEARS AHEAD OF THEIR TIME?
Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs.
Police nabbed the porn actor who dismembered and ate his Chinese lover because they knew he’d be hungry again an hour later.
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