Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
iPhone 5 lines shorter than expected as early adopters try to use iOS 6 Maps to locate Apple Stores.
My kids don’t have to worry about bullies in kindergarten thanks to their strict regimen of steroids.
Monica Lewinsky will reveal lots of embarrassing stuff about Clinton in her book. Ironically, Bill will find it all hard to swallow.
Essentially all of Zynga’s games could be called Poops With Friends.
I think Paris Hilton’s left eye is beautiful. Then again, I always did find beauty in the little things.
Very courteous of psychics to not win every lottery.
“Not all those who wander are lost. They simply rely on iOS 6 Maps.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
First GQ, now Vogue doing a spread of Tim Tebow. He’s the new Tom Brady, if you take away the SB rings, QB skills, and baby out of wedlock.
As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don’t believe in evolution.
Lexus ads really get to me because it so happens my commute to work is around two cliffsides and through an abandoned city.
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan & Amanda Bynes walk into a bar. It’s not a joke. I just want to see which one is arrested first.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before ‘Glee,’ almost watchable.