Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
By the time you win that Mini Cooper, you probably won’t fit in it. #McDMonopoly
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ is the reason I always donate money to Planned Parenthood.
Riddle me this, dumbass. Whose stupid riddle-clues take four seconds to solve on Google?
Every white woman over 40 in this Beverly Hills coffee shop looks like Taylor Swift receiving an award.
My iPhone 3G is living the last few pages of Flowers For Algernon.
Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?
The Doobie Brothers reunion is in 17 hours. Someone’s kidnapped Michael McDonald. Now Liam Neeson is…TAKEN: IT TO THE STREETS.
After the game,Tony Romo threw his helmet towards the sideline in disgust and that too was intercepted
The only way the Presidential debates could possibly be interesting is if we replace the regular moderators with ‘replacement moderators.’
Gross did you see the video of vomit throwing up Justin Bieber?
Liam Neeson feels under-appreciated in: “Taken 3: Taken for Granted”
All dogs go to heaven because angels consider dog meat a delicacy.