Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we look at two trending hashtags, #FavoriteChrisBrownSongs and #Shitcoms. We also learn the best way to see your friends naked.
Is “Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol” based on the play?
I’m so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)
If your female friends won’t show you naked pictures of themselves, encourage them to join Tumblr then wait 4-6 weeks. Enjoy.
The most patriotic thing Barack Obama could do to unite this fractured nation is drop a beautiful white child down a well.
“I want to make sweet hot love to you sometime between 10 am and 4 pm” (AT&T technician pillow talk)
#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs Momma Said Knock You Out