Jason Biggs, one of the stars of Netflix’s Orange is the New Black (you probably also know him from Drexell’s Class), and wife, actress Jenny Mollen, are expecting a baby. In fact the baby is already alive and tweeting. It just hasn’t been born yet.
Yes, the still unnamed baby has its own Twitter account, and takes after its father when it comes to humorous tweeting sensibility. Right now, tweeting from Jenny’s uterus, and already in therapy (according to its bio), the baby is going by Baby Biggs or @babyandteets, and has already attracted nearly 8,000 followers.
NSFW language follows, if you’re worried about that.
I feel like I shouldn't be drinking this much beer.
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 25, 2013
Do you ever look at your parents and think, fuck! I wish I'd had an identical twin who could have absorbed me in the womb?
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 25, 2013
That awkward moment when you grow ears and start hearing your mom stressing out about what size your dick is gonna be…
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 25, 2013
This bitch is trying to avoid white flour. Any wombs avail for sublet?
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 28, 2013
Judging by the looks of @JasonBiggs I might just be a giant nose.
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 28, 2013
#selfie pic.twitter.com/F7vZE0hQVd
— Baby Biggs (@babyandteets) August 30, 2013
The couple are apparently still weighing names. Biggs has been sharing a few ideas:
@JasonBiggs Congrats on your 50★ tweet! http://t.co/um77wH7SS5
— Favstar.fm 50★'s (@favstar50) August 5, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Juan Pablo
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) August 5, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Apostr'phe
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 31, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Flossie
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 30, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Netflix
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 27, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Merkin
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 26, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: George Alexander Louis
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 25, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Lava
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 24, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Ficus
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 21, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Porch
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 20, 2013
BABY NAME IDEA OF THE DAY: Cantaloupe
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) July 19, 2013
Image: Baby Biggs (Twitter)
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