Nancy Grace, Scrabble, and Corona

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Nancy Grace, Scrabble, and Corona
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  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Nancy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life(image) 53 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Ever wonder which of your friends would lose all sense of morality in a war situation? It’s the ones who play ‘Qi’ in Scrabble.(image) 3 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Remember – your phone could be hacked at any time. That’s why you should only keep pictures of other people’s dicks.(image) 9 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My favorite part about Corona commercials is the part where you can pause it and jerk off to the girl in it.(image) 14 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Anybody know when Pootie Tang comes out on Blu-Ray?(image) 18 minutes ago via TweetCaster for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My audition tape for NPR is just two hours of me doing creepy inhale breaths.(image) 19 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Heidi Klum says being around her kids makes her feel beautiful, which we all know is just a nice way of her calling her kids ugly.(image) 23 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I could never be a maid. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Law and Order, they find a ton of dead bodies.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I want to do a revival of the show ‘Cats’ starring famous cats from YouTube.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Seeing Mark Ruffalo’s stupid face makes me turn into the Hulk.(image) 1 hour ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The thing about Nicki Minaj is shut up.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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