I did a fair amount of research on this article beforehand, simply because it sounded like something cooked up by a comedy writer looking to pass off a wild work of fiction as the genuine article. It would seem that the Legend of the Munich Nymphomaniac is, in fact, a true story, and she has left at least two victims her wake. Although the alleged sex fiend is currently taking a freak break from her forcefully amorous activities, she’s already managed to make the lives of two unsuspecting males a “living hell.”

The first guy to fall prey to her desires was trapped in her apartment all night. The two met up at a bar, and after a few drinks, she invited the poor guy back to flat. After a few rounds of sex, her partner decided it was time to leave. Driven by an insatiable appetite for love, she forced her companion to continue their carnal adventures against his wishes. And when he thought he was finally done, the Munch Nymphomaniac demanded even more physical contact.

Fearing the worst, our hero escaped onto the balcony, where he called the police for assistance. “You have got to help me,” the man cried. “She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!” This incident sent the woman to jail, but not for very long.

Her second victim, a 31 year-old African gentleman, was found weeping on the sidewalk outside of her home. When he was approached by authorities, the man reportedly stated, “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”

The nympho in question apparently met her last victim on the way back from a sex addiction clinic. After inviting him up to her apartment, she held him hostage for nearly 36 hours while she had her way with him. While taking a much-needed nap, he managed to escape his captor, though he was so sore from their heated encounter that he was unable to put some distance between himself and this 47 year-old sexual terrorist.

Twitter reactions to the tale have been overwhelmingly entertaining.