Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Will the new upscale menu at Taco Bell be rolled out in time for my wedding anniversary on the 30th?
Bachman Turner Partitioned Drive #ClassicRockTechSupport
I missed the CMT Music Awards! Who won Hate Crime of the Year?
off to @Bonnaroo . will text you when i’m tripping balls #hipsterproblems
I bet all the guys from Nickelback wear crocs.
Warning: LinkedIn was hacked. Be on the lookout for spam emails that are slightly different than the spam emails LinkedIn usually sends.
[S] SEO Speedwagon #ClassicRockTechSupport
I am pretty sure the Taco Bell test kitchen employees are just a bunch of stoners who grab whatever they can and throw it in a tortilla.
Ever year for Father’s Day, the Lohan daughters give their dad a Thank You card and single bullet.
Weird that inside each of us is a skeleton that will one day wander the earth carrying a rusty sword.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
When you see a public display of affection, don’t get mad at the guy. He didn’t wanna leave the house.
#ClassicRockTechSupport Lou Reedme.txt
