Lamborghini theft is no laughing matter, regardless of who you are or how much money you make. However, if you’re going to steal a car from a Food Network star, might as well take Guy Fieri’s ride. The guy is all over the place these days, so there’s a very strong possibility that he’s got enough cash to purchase something along the lines of a $200,000 convertible Lamborghini. In fact, his car is so exceptionally cool that someone had to rappel into the dealership in order to swipe it. However, this is just the tip of the iceberg, as this story has several interesting plot twists.

Not only is Max Michael Wade, 17, being charged with the theft of Fieri’s precious little vehicle, he’s also facing two attempted murder charges, as well. When police followed Wade back to his storage unit, they found a stash of hardcore weaponry, cellphone jamming equipment, a San Francisco police officer’s uniform, and a badge. Fieri’s stolen automobile was stuffed inside the unit, as well. The whole scenario sounds like something you might find in something like “Grand Theft Auto” or “Saints Row”. It’s kind of frightening.

Fieri’s Lamborghini has been missing for over a year.

Police believe that Wade is responsible for firing shots at two teenagers inside a truck, a crime he executed while riding a motorcycle. That, too, was found tucked away inside the would-be high-tech gangster’s secret stash.

Wade could face up to 30 years in prison if he’s found guilty of the charges.