Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Just arrived in Beijing for the Olympics. These buildings do not look like they’re ready for Friday.
Congrats to Kim Jong-un for marrying a woman and not a bunch of pieces of ham shaped like a woman.
Kristen Stewart admits to cheating on Robert Pattinson. She looks really upset about it, or happy, or maybe sleepy?
Chick Fil-A slogan pitch: “So good you’ll question your values.”
“Fitty” refers either to rapper 50 Cent or someone who is prone to fits.
Poll: The majority of Americans believe the past tense of SHIT is SHAT beating out SHITTED for 2nd year in a row.
If it takes more than a week to approve us as FB friends, either I’m impressed u hardly use it or I REALLY wonder what ur vetting process is
Congrats to Kim Jong Un’s beautiful new bride for saying “I do”, thus securing the release of her family from a locked, windowless shed.
Sleep Number beds are the polite way of saying, “You stay over there!”
Which Berenstain Bear book deals with people tagging you in shitty Facebook photos?
I wonder how many people would still be in relationships if they never invented password locked cell phones?
This drought is great. It’s like having a giant Instagram filter for my lawn.
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