Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Let me remind you haters that Victoria Beckham is the all-time 5th greatest singer in the history of the Spice Girls.
The people trying to stop Big Ben being renamed after Queen Elizabeth are the world’s biggest clock blockers
I agree? RT @BarackObama: Hey what if there was a dog who could play guitar? That would be even cooler than “Air Bud.”
Just played Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” at half-speed and it’s a devastating Tracy Chapman ballad.
It’s impressive how much disappointment you can pack into a Tupperware container of salad.
When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend.
How do all my unemployed friends all have the latest iPhone? Is this Obama’s fault?
There aren’t nearly as many male midgets as there are midget urinals.
Henry Ford is like squirrel Hitler.
#McDonaldsSponsoringTheOlympicsIsLike Google sponsoring 404 pages
New musicals announced based on the music of Cher and the Spice Girls as part of Broadway’s “I Think We Can Go Gayer” Initiative.