Reality TV actress and amateur porn star Kim Kardashian is having Rap/Hip-Hop superstar Kanye West’s baby. That fact alone would have been unbelievable just a few years ago. Now, with the birth of the newest Kardashian drawing nearer, rumors about the baby’s name are throwing the entire situation into the realm of the ridiculous.
Tabloid The Sun this week reported that Kanye West wants to name the baby ‘North’.
Get it? North West?
The Sun’s anonymous source told the publication that West was telling friends about the name recently and is serious about it. The source cited West’s ego as being “something else.” It would have to be to give a joke name to what will soon become one of the most famous babies in the U.S.
Still, ‘North’ isn’t the worst first name a celebrity has ever given their child. Gwyneth Paltrow named her first child Apple, which, if nothing else, will be memorable. Frank Zappa named his children Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. Michael Jackson’s son, Prince, is beginning a normal career as an entertainment news correspondent.