Here's What You'll Look Like Wearing The World's Dumbest Pants

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If you've ever bemoaned the fact that you have to dig down in your skinny jeans pocket to retrieve your smartphone, or, if you're a virgin and strongly wish to remain that way, it appears that your fall wardrobe has already been partially set.

That's because the folks over at Alphyn Industries are now offering the DELTA415 Wearcom Jeans. These pants feature a straight leg cut and premium coated denim for a "deep indigo color." Oh yeah, they also have a see-through pocket on the right leg to house your smartphone.

From the product site:

The patented Wearcom pocket is made of durable polymer film to allow for complete interactivity with any touch screen device. A button hole above the genuine leather film edge opens into the front pocket for threading headphones/mic wire into right pant pocket.

Apparently, the pants were inspired by fighter pilots' G-suits, who are notorious for having to check Facebook every few minutes. The see-through pocket fits any touchscreen device up to 3x5 inches - so iPhones, iPods, Droids, and many more.

So, here's what you'll look like browsing Instagram through your pocket:

And a closer view:

The jeans will run you $160 and if you're bigger than a 38 waist, you need not apply.

Maybe I'm being a bit hard on the DELTA415s. I mean, getting your smartphone out of your pocket can definitely be a bitch, especially if you're rocking something with a 4.5-inch screen. But there's gotta be a better way. Right?

[via Gizmodo]
Josh Wolford
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