George Takei, of “Star Trek” and Awesome Human Being fame, recently took the time to read portions of “50 Shades Of Grey” out loud to us, because he’s rad like that.

Takei’s deep voice and surprised inflection when he reads a particularly naughty bit is a priceless must-hear for fans of the book, or non-fans, or anyone in between. He also showed up on Conan recently to offer his “coming out services” for the holidays.

Check out the videos and then head over to Takei’s Facebook page, because you’ll be all the more awesome for it.