Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
How smart was Lance Armstrong’s testicle to make a break for it before shit hit the fan?
#BiggerBands Fire Spreads From Arcade To Several Other Local Businesses
My son is quite the little know it all for someone who only 10 years ago was constantly shitting himself.
I think I’ll dress up as an alcoholic for Halloween.
Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry.
James Blunt is quitting the music industry to spend more time with his family & friends. This is devastating news. For his family & friends.
Dear Destiny’s Child, I think we are finally ready for “this jelly.”
#BiggerBands They Actually Are Giants
Does Windows 8 include a pair of white earbuds that won’t stay in my ear? If not, I’m not interested.
“America needs Romney” blimp crash lands in Florida. “Oh, the approximation of humanity!!!”
My dream job is to work in the “reported pictures” department on Facebook
My great great great grandfather was very conceited.