Do you guys remember Courtney Stodden?
To refresh your memory, she’s the 16 (now 17)-year-old former teen model and aspiring pop star that made waves last summer when she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson. You might know him as the actor with memorable roles on shows like The X-Files and Lost as well as the film The Green Mile.
You can probably understand why this celeb-wedding fascinated so many people. Sixteen years old is young, and 35 years is a pretty big age difference. But that wasn’t the only thing about the marriage that gave the story legs. Stodden had also made some interesting music videos as well. Plus, something about her…image…led people to the conclusion that she couldn’t possibly be 16 years old. Later investigation revealed that she was, in fact, the age she claimed to be.
Anyway, Stodden lives on as a topic of conversation partially due to her tweets, which could only be described as ………..
Honestly, adverbs and alliteration abound. For example:
Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustfully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body…
So, one Tumblr user has decided to do everyone a favor and give Stodden’s tweets an artistic dimension. I present to you, the Courtney Stodden Tweets Drawn Tumblr:
The Courtney Stodden Drawn Tweets Tumblr isn’t the only place out there that appreciates her Twitter enthusiasm. There’s also a Twitter account dedicated to translating Stodden’s tweets for a wider audience:
Slowly slipping into an elegant evening gown, sumptuous stiletto slippers & dazzling diamonds as I anticipate this sexy Sunday evening. XOs
Translation: I’m watching The Cleveland Show in my SpongeBob p.j.’s.
While drawing Stodden tweets is a pretty awesome pastime, I think that they probably merit some careful hand-stitching as well.