Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
“Santa used Apple Maps, I’m sorry baby.” – How a lot of poor kids are going to get consoled this year
There should not be a moment in the next Finding Nemo movie in which the fish stumble across the body of Bin Laden
Washington legalizing gay marriage and pot is like the setup to a madcap romcom starring Nathan Lane and Snoop Dogg.
“YOLO!”–drunk Dalai Lama
The Hobbit, Part 1 covers only the indicia of the book. Publication date, copyright notices, etc. Andy Serkis plays the ISBN number.
Fuck you, holidays that fall on a weekend.
I hope Angus T. Jones has nicer things to say about Celebrity Rehab when he’s on that.
Apple announces plans to begin manufacturing computers in the U.S. Because they are devoted to creating jobs for American kids.
Do you think now that John McAfee has been arrested he’ll have a 21 day free trial?
Is somebody watching the Germans?
let’s have a moment of silence for anyone who will receive a pair of crocs for christmas
Every morning I wake up and check my dreamcatcher and there’s never a breakfast burrito in it so what a ripoff.
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