Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
There are now a billion users on Facebook and zero that I ever want to Facebook chat with.
Jim Lehrer: I had a dream I was at a debate last night. Some rich white Cadillac salesman told me he wanted to get rid of me & Big Bird.
Dora better have her papers ready on Nov. 6… 🙁
Emotionally, I’m still not in a position to believe the fallopian tube isn’t a ride at Six Flags.
Ha-ha. Very funny, Siri. But I really need to know how to get to Sesame Street.
No wonder lefties identify with Big Bird. A 43 year old welfare layabout with imaginary friends.
Breaking: Burger King’s fries still suck.
Between the new Facebook commercial and Clint Eastwood, chairs are having the best month ever http://t.co/3SVNI3M9
Dirty deeds! Done for a competitive rate because the price of raw materials has increased to go along with a rising inflation rate of 3-5%!
Bobby Valentine fired as Red Sox manager. Team seeking to re-sign Sam Adams and Colonel Sanders.
The candidates discussed Big Bird, but glossed over “Grover versus Wade.” #debate