Audrina Patridge, otherwise known as that girl from "The Hills" and that one chick from "Honey 2", decided she hadn't given guys anything to drool over in recent months. So when she had the opportunity to show off her black-and-white bikini at Foxwoods Resort Casino’s ‘Liquid Sundays’ pool party, she stepped in front of the camera and smiled. The rest, as they say, is history, though I'm sure history would probably disagree with that sentiment.
Still, if you like gawking at pretty girls in bikinis when you should be doing much more productive things with your life, then perhaps the images you see embedded beneath this article are precisely the sort of mind-blowing experience you need this afternoon. If so, by all means, indulge. However, before skipping over the rest of this text to get to the good stuff, let's read what Patridge thinks about wearing swimsuits. You know, in general.
"I don't even think twice about wearing a swimsuit because it's always been a part of my lifestyle," she explained to Shape magazine last year. "But I have girlfriends who are so afraid to show their bodies. They won't take off their towels at the beach or pool. It's a shame because everyone can look good in a suit."
No, Audrina, they do not. If she saw me in a revealing bathing suit at the beach, chances are she would hand me a towel while curling her lips in a most unattractive manner. I wish I was joking. My body is a remarkably frightening landscape to behold, and I'm actually okay with that. Oh, wait. Maybe she was just talking about the ladies. My bad.
Anyway, enjoy the imagery below. Just make sure it's cool with your boss first.
Images provided courtesy of Elevate Communications