Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
iOS 6 will have LinkedIn integration. In fact, you won’t even have to enter your password, because they already have it.
“Blouse” is just a shitty word to say regardless of what gender you are.
Retina display on new MacBook Pro is so amazing you can actually see the tears of the Chinese slaves who assembled it.
Ironically, my fantasy is an actual sea made of Fanta.
I think I can’t get into True Blood because I’m not a fat girl.
Yo dawg, we heard you like privacy, so we integrated Facebook into… oh, never mind. #WWDC
I can’t understand why the Nike store’s “vodka drinking couch pants” are labeled “yoga pants”.
Leviticus was written by an asshole.
I can’t believe I scheduled a dentist appointment on Flag Day.
Apple have upgraded Siri. I bet she still can’t open the pod bay doors though. #WWDC
I wonder how much John Malkovich paid AT&T to be in those commercials?
For Father’s Day, I’m getting you the most masculine Mother’s Day clearance sale gift I can find. http://t.co/aeziut5T
It’s awfully quiet here at the #WWDC condom booth.