This is Twitter user @MasoneDylan:

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This is Twitter user @MasonDylan promising to run across the field at Tuesday night’s MLB All-Star game if he gets 1,000 retweets:

1000 RT's and ill run across the field.. #ASG #CitiField

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 16, 2013

This is him making sure everyone knows that he’s serious:

if i get 1000 RTs id really do it

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 16, 2013

This is him realizing that he’s probably going to get 1,000 retweets:

holy tuck 380 lmao

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

lmao this is gonna be terrible

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

i hate all of you

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

This is his mother finding out about his plan:

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This is where he snuck up to “gather the balls” to do it:

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This is when he finally gathered the balls to do it:

next inning

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

im going for 2nd

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

AHHH pic.twitter.com/qPEHfPYQ2I

— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013

…And this is him getting spear-tackled by security:

Finally, here’s his girlfriend in the aftermath:

I really should be upset right now but from dyls perspective this is the best day of his life lol

— Haley ? (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013

It was funny until reality set in…

— Haley ? (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013

As much of a joke this is I really hope my love is ok

— Haley ? (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013

And here she is commenting on all the articles about her boyfriend’s stunt. So meta:

These articles are outrageous

— Haley ? (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013

The end.

[h/t Daily Dot]