Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Happy 70th Birthday to Paul McCartney. That being said, if you ever sign off on a hologram John Lennon, we're through...
Following John McCain's "Maverick" campaign slogan proving difficult for Romney. His team has narrowed it to 2 slogans: "Goose" or "Iceman"
Sorry to the 40 people I was in Draw Something games with. I'm afraid you'll never have closure.
Sure am hoping that Microsoft will announce Apple TV
The 2012 U.S. Open has been won by some guy. Some guy is really dominating golf lately.
Sadly enough, people with epilepsy have the moves like Jagger 🙁
Instagram is really a great app to see all the parties you weren't invited too
Even though I said no pickles, I still have to check my sandwich to make sure there are no pickles. #FirstWorldProblems
The Greeks should vote for whoever makes that awesome yoghurt!
If complaining was an Olympic event, my wife would complain about it.
Weekend is over. Time to start acting like the other you.
No I don't have a case of the Mondays, my wife is dead and my kids hate me, I'm never happy.