Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
In honor of the Iowa Caucus, we lay into the GOP Presidential Candidates pretty hard today. We also find what opening iTunes feels like for on Twitter user and learn why the Mayans chose 2012 to end the world.
#Whatsdeadin2012 Dumbledore. Still dead.
Michele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place. Herman Cain knows she needs a job.
I bet Michele Bachmann suspended her campaign because she's not qualified to be president of the United States or a 6th grade class.
Michele Bachmann dropped out of the presidential race. Now she is totally free to be on Celebrity Apprentice!
Rick Perry has retreated to Texas to "think." About a chicken he saw eating a donut one time.
Sugar Bowl Recap: Let's put it this way...there's a reason why Sufjan Stevens doesn't have an album called "Virginia"
@ESPN_Colin Not even Donald Trump could willfully fire Norv Turner.
They're making Twilight: the Musical. Now we finally understand why the Mayans booked us for 2012.
Kardashians to launch a magazine. The collection of 2-D images held together by staples said their magazine will be monthly.
If we can just give The White House cancer, Newt will get over wanting to be inside inside it anymore.
"I'll take Hootie." - first words said at the annual Blowfish basketball tournament
Opening iTunes and hoping that a new user agreement doesn't pop up is the closest I get to playing Russian Roulette.