The Internet Has Found a Jehovah’s Witnesses Anti-Masturbation Sign Language Video and Remixed It Accordingly

By: Josh Wolford - September 10, 2012

Jehovah’s Witnesses teach followers to refrain from masturbation, as they say it’s unclean and greedy. Over the years, the Jehovah’s Witnesses semi-monthly publication The Watchtower has touched on the issue – saying at one point that the practice can lead to sexual promiscuity and even homosexuality.

Apparently, the anti-masturbation stance is still important enough to the faith for them to create videos about it and place them online. The official Jehovah’s Witnesses website has published a video series in American Sign Language, promoting their various messages to the deaf population.

One of these videos, “Gain the Victory over Masturbation,” has been discovered by denizens of the internet. And I’m sure you can guess where this goes from here.

Remixes. Remixes everywhere. Capitalizing on some of the more expressive motions and facial movements of those in the video, people have set it to some interesting soundtracks.

Like R. Kelly:

Or Gangnam style:

How about some dubstep?

And 50 Cent:

If you want to check out the original video, it’s number 22 on this list.

Josh Wolford

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  • marcus25

    YEAH! Deaf is funny

    …the internet is full of bigots. Perhaps you should remix a sambo video for them as well.

    • Danmera

      It’s not the deaf that people are poking fun at, it’s the WT. I personally love the language, I think it’s beautiful, many of us do.

      The issue here is the subject matter, that even the young are made to watch this. I personally knew terms like oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation, etc LONG before I knew what sex even was.
      We poke fun at the inappropriateness of the spoken talks as well.

      The WT is becoming a joke, it’s imploding. The information age is killing it. It has had over 100 years with Zero accountability and it’s all catching up to them.

      Everything from the failed prophecies, they Orwellian like control, to their hiding pedophiles and sending them to the publics front door.

  • Robin3663

    Watchtower cult are the control freaks!
    They will commit the most egregious blasphemies(like 1914 for Jesus second coming),then go on rants about masturbation.

    Jehovah’s Witnesses are the most sexually repressed people out there.They just now are getting prosecuted with multiple court action for child abuse and pedophilia.

  • Roberta Simon

    Hypocrisy big time,….”straining out the gnat,and then gulping down the camel”
    Jehovah’s Witnesses hit with $28 million sex abuse settlement Oakland,Calif.-Google it.

    Jehovah’s Witnesses have many issues with sexual molestation of children.The religion and its members are more concerned about protecting the group image than the victims.

    TWO WITNESSES required.
    The Jehovah’s Witnesses require ‘two witnesses’ to a crime or it didn’t happen,you are supposed to ‘leave it in
    Jehovah’s hands’ wait on the lord.
    How many pedophiles allow an eyewitness?
    These people engage in a door to door ministry, possibly exposing children to pedophiles.
    The Watchtower corporation has paid out millions in settlement money already.

  • Jeffery Roberts

    GOOGLE:Watchtower oral sex married couples
    This shows how even private intimacies of MARRIED Jehovah’s Witnesses couples is ‘regulated’ by Watchtower control.
    Research for yourself on how the Watchtower Bible and tract society corporation does exercise absolute control over the life and death of every Jehovah’s Witnesses man woman and child.

  • http://None Bill Carruth

    The Jehovah’s ‘Witlesses’ are emotional basket cases: NO EXCEPTIONS!
    To believe any of the “101 Strange Beliefs and Practices of Jehovah’s
    Witnesses” [available on the internet] proves conclusively that followers are psychologically troubled. The “101” absurdities sounds more like a Gestapo mandate than anything allegedly ‘religious.’
    M. Twain was ‘right on!’ when he said: “Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool.” The ‘Witlesses’ are the best of the bad examples of the truth of that statement. The Mormons are a close second. Religion – NO EXCEPTIONS – is an organized fraud from the Vatican down to the lowest and smallest Elmer Gantry revival tent.

    • Harlan

      I have to disagree with you Bill, all religion is not a fraud. Religion is made up of people and people are flawed. With in Christianity you have sincere people and you do have frauds, sincere churches that sincerely want to help others and flawed churches that just want to make money. Even within a sincere church you still have some drama and flawed people cause no one is perfect. You also have some sincere Christians who do at times stumble in sin , but later repent. The bible is full of examples of those types of people. Even David one of God beloved fell into lies, adultery, and even murder. Yet, he repented sincerely of his sins. But what a church is designed for ( as God intended) is to place you in a situation where you grow together as a people regardless of differences and learn to get along with anyone.Thus making you fit for the kingdom. Even in the time of Jesus and after there were problems in the church and they have only gotten worst and the bible said this would happen. However, the bible also says there is going to be a great shaking at some point before the second coming of the Lord and the hypocrites will be forced to leave or want to leave the church and the real sincere folks will remain and flood in.

      • http://None Bill Carruth

        True! Not all are frauds: just most of them. The God/Jesus
        thing? If you believe it it’s your right. I quit such nonsense [Catholicism] years ago – and do you know what?
        I feel psychologically lighter having rid myself of all that nonsense, foolishnes, Jesus drivel…..etc. The ‘Holy Bible?’ More drivel from my point of view. You want to believe in the Bible? Fine, that’s your right. By the way, this AM [Sunday, 09.30.12] I caught a glimpse of Joel Osteen and his ampitheater filled with ‘followers.’ What a racket. My grandfather was right when he wisely said: “I you want to make some really big money, start your own church.” Osteen has an ampitheater and doubtless rakes in
        mega bucks…..all in the name of the Lord, of course.

  • Rick Fearon

    The Watchtower Organization, the controlling arm of Jehovah’s Witnesses has broken up many families and it is only now that people are finding out what they are hiding behind check out Six Screens of the

  • Matt

    I think the funniest part about these remixes is that to deaf people there’s nothing funny about them at all.

  • Jacqueline

    I have said it once and I will say it again. The governingbody and the watchtower society are totally obsessed with sex. They are resposible for all content on their website, after all, they are the only spokespersons for God on the face of the earth.

  • B

    It is simple for all you posters out there …. you are all going to die , and soon.

  • Tom

    Masturbation is greedy and unclean?

    In comparison to what, forcing millions to donate big $$$ to a cult-like organization who build new kingdom halls while donaters live at poverty levels?

    Jehovah’s Witnesses are evil

  • Lily mountjoy

    Oops. I know that well, I noticed why all videos are removed and highly embarrassment. HAHA! I think you did set up posted this news before me! I posted and sent to the worldwide about this video… I debuted from that happened!
    From Queenmanga7 (youtube)

  • http://None Bill Carruth

    The Watchtower and it’s Jehovah’s ‘Witlesses’ are a monumental joke, a scam and not unlike the Nazi Gestapo in many ways. They keep records on all members, excercise frightening surveillance over members, tell them what to think and what not to think, disfellowship
    [excommunicate] anyone who challenges their absurd ‘doctrines’ and are control freaks exercising control over their mental basket cases.
    Sadly and tragically a former member of my immediate family is caught
    up in ‘Witlesses’ garbage going to the local ‘Kingdumb’Hall with regularity.