All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘penis’

Play-Doh in Damage Control Mode Over Toy That Very Much Resembles a Penis

Poor social media managers. One minute you’re thinking up cute ways to create brand-appropriate happy holiday messages and the next minute you’re furiously deleting images of little plastic penises. Play-Doh is in damage control mode on its social media accounts after some parents decided to complain about a particularly phallic toy that apparently traumatized their children and practically ruined Christmas …

Read More

Drawing Dicks with the Nike+ App Is the Only Way to Make Running Fun

The Nike+ running app tracks pace, distance, time, calories burned, and allows you to upload all that data online for everyone to see. It’s also the perfect tool for making running, an inherently boring and awful practice, moderately enjoyable. Because come on, who doesn’t love drawing dicks on things? This is that, but on a much larger, and more impressive, …

Read More

Chubby Checker, HP Settle the Most Important Penis-Centric App Lawsuit of Our Time

And a nation exhales. A lawsuit, brought against HP by rock and roll pioneer and world-famous Twister Chubby Checker, has been settled. The saga is over. In a case that was quite possibly constructed via Mad Libs, Chubby Checker sued HP in February of last year, claiming that the company had violated his trademark and associated it with “obscene, sexual …

Read More

Slingshot Kind of Makes Penisless Photos Appear to Contain Penises

For those of you who love Snapchat but really wish it made it just a little bit tougher to receive messages, Facebook has launched a new app called Slingshot – the one they accidentally pushed out last week and then quickly pulled. Like Snapchat, Slingshot allows you to send ephemeral messages to other people. Unlike Snapchat, Slingshot requires that you …

Read More

Get Rich Quick Scheme Ends With Man Getting His Penis Bitten Off By A Hyena

Look, I understand, witch doctors are revered members of the community in some parts of the world. In some communities, they do good work by using herbal remedies to cure common illnesses. What they aren’t good at is financial planning. If you want to get rich, it’s going to take more than some voodoo magic. One Malawian man learned this …

Read More

Seattle Crash News Interrupted by Penis

Following hard on the horrific news that two people were killed in a helicopter crash in Seattle, Fox affiliate KDVR in Denver was reviewing the story with their de rigeur “friends-style” discussion panel. Four talking heads were seated across a soundstage with the usual blue-and-amber-themed lighting that news stations love. They began to review Twitter photos of the crash scene, …

Read More

This Guy Really Wants Women To Pleasure Him With Cheese

Food fetishes are nothing new. Asking your loved one to help fulfill a food fantasy or two isn’t even all that weird. Now, asking random people on the street to fulfill your fantasy of masturbating with swiss cheese – that’s crossing a line that cannot be moved. Back in January, Christopher Pagano, 41, was arrested for accosting three women and …

Read More

Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl, Facebook Shares Lead To His Arrest

As a frequent shopper of Kentucky’s many outlet and grocery stores, it’s not all uncommon to run into an odd character or two. It might be a heavyset middle-aged dude rocking a mullet and a shirt that looks like it’s not been washed since the 70s or it’s one of those families that make the Honey Boo Boo clan look …

Read More

Bent-Penis Drug Approved by the FDA

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) today approved a drug for the treatment of Peyronie’s disease, a medical condition that causes severe curvature of the penis. The drug, branded as Xiaflex, is the first FDA-approved medication for the treatment of the disease. “Today’s approval expands the available treatment options for men experiencing Peyronie’s disease, and enables them, in consultation …

Read More

Look Upon This Penis-Shaped Church and See That It Is Good

In Dixon, Illinois, sits a newly-erected church that makes quite the impression when viewed from above. Redditors spotted the house of worship on Google Maps. (image) Uh… (image) Despite the fact that Apple Maps doesn’t show the phallic house of worship, it’s real. It’s still under construction, and the building you see on Apple Maps is the old version of …

Read More

Chubby Checker Penis Length App Lawsuit Moves Forward

Back in February, a lawyer for famed “The Twist” singer Chubby Checker filed a lawsuit against HP. The lawsuit concerns a (now ancient, in tech terms) app that was released for the Palm OS in 2006. The app is accused of violating the “Chubby Checker” trademark, associating it with “obscene, sexual connotation and images.” The lawsuit claimed that the app …

Read More

Girl Gets Unsolicited Wiener Pic, Sends It on to the Guy’s Mom

This post is slightly NSFW. “Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture. Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me,” says one Tumblr blogger who took action against a guy who sent her an unwanted photo of his junk. According to …

Read More

Page 1 of 212»