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Drawing Dicks with the Nike+ App Is the Only Way to Make Running Fun

Drawing Dicks with the Nike+ App Is the Only Way to Make Running Fun

By Josh Wolford August 8, 2014

The Nike+ running app tracks pace, distance, time, calories burned, and allows you to upload all that data online for everyone to see. It’s also the perfect tool for making running, an inherently boring and awful practice, moderately enjoyable. Because …

This Guy Might Love Cheese A Bit Too Much This Guy Might Love Cheese A Bit Too Much

Food fetishes are nothing new. Asking your loved one to help fulfill a food fantasy or two isn’t even all that weird. Now, asking random people on the street to fulfill your fantasy of masturbating with swiss cheese – that’s …

Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl

As a frequent shopper of Kentucky’s many outlet and grocery stores, it’s not all uncommon to run into an odd character or two. It might be a heavyset middle-aged dude rocking a mullet and a shirt that looks like it’s …

Bent-Penis Drug Approved by the FDA Bent-Penis Drug Approved by the FDA

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) today approved a drug for the treatment of Peyronie’s disease, a medical condition that causes severe curvature of the penis. The drug, branded as Xiaflex, is the first FDA-approved medication for the treatment …

Behold! The Penis-Shaped Church Is Real Behold! The Penis-Shaped Church Is Real

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In Dixon, Illinois, sits a newly-erected church that makes quite the impression when viewed from above. Redditors spotted the house of worship on Google Maps. (image) Uh… (image) Despite the fact that Apple Maps doesn’t show the phallic house of …

Chubby Checker Penis App Lawsuit Moves Forward Chubby Checker Penis App Lawsuit Moves Forward

Back in February, a lawyer for famed “The Twist” singer Chubby Checker filed a lawsuit against HP. The lawsuit concerns a (now ancient, in tech terms) app that was released for the Palm OS in 2006. The app is accused …

Girl Gets Unsolicited Penis Pic, Sends It to His Mom Girl Gets Unsolicited Penis Pic, Sends It to His Mom

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This post is slightly NSFW. “Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture. Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me,” says …

NASA Drew a Penis on Mars or We're All Just Immature NASA Drew a Penis on Mars or We're All Just Immature

Either NASA’s Opportunity Mars rover left a deliberate, and truly amazing mark on the red planet – or we’re all just programmed by the internet to see the wiener in everything. As you may have expected, the clever minds on …

Jon Hamm Rumor Has The News Buzzing About His Penis Jon Hamm Rumor Has The News Buzzing About His Penis

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Jon Hamm, star of AMC’s Mad Men is currently in the spotlight, not because he’ll be back for two more seasons of Mad Men, but because rumor has it he has a big penis. Clearly, this is top news. Apparently …

Chubby Checker Penis App Lawsuit Filed Against HP Chubby Checker Penis App Lawsuit Filed Against HP

In the bizarro lawsuit news of the day, webOS Nation is reporting that a lawyer representing singer Chubby Checker has filed a lawsuit against HP. The case revolves around an app for Palm OS called “The Chubby Checker,” which estimated …

Shortened Penises Upset Prostate Cancer Patients
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According to a new study from researchers from Dana-Farber/Brigham and Women’s Cancer Center (DF/BWCC), a small percentage of men treated for prostate cancer complained that their penis seemed shorter after treatment. Some of the men even complained that the predicament …

Penis Stolen by Intruders While Man Sleeps
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A penis has been stolen in China, so if you’re in the area, be sure to keep an eye out for any disembodied reproductive organs in your general vicinity. Poor Fei Lin, a 41 year-old resident of Niqiao village in …

TSA Doesn't Know How To Deal With Large Penises
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There are many men out there who wish they had a larger penis. That’s why there’s a huge market for natural supplements, pumps and a bizarre ritual involving eggs pickled in snake venom. Sometimes, having such a large specimen is …

Felon Shoots Himself in the Penis While Checking Gun
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The next time you take an old firearm out of the closet in hopes of reselling it for some extra cash, you might want to make sure it works before leaving the house. Furthermore, when you’re fiddling with the pistol …