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So God Made FarmVille Parodies Popular Super Bowl Ad

Whether you liked it or not, Dodge’s Super Bowl ad “So God Made a Farmer” made a big splash. Whether it will help the company sell more Ram pickup trucks is still left to be seen. This parody ad, though …

State Dept. Fails to See the Problem with John Kerry Signing His Tweets “JK” State Dept. Fails to See the Problem with John Kerry Signing His Tweets “JK”

You know how the official Twitter accounts of top government officials and the First Family make a point to let us know when it’s really them sending out the tweet, instead of their staff? For instance, a tweet sent from …

Use the Coachella Lineup to Check Your Hipster Level
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As you may know, Coachella released its lineup last week. If you were on the interwebs at all, you probably heard a lot of “Stone Roses? Stone Roses?” You wanna be adored? You may want to stay home from Coachella, …

Homeland RPG: Car Sex, PTSD Rage Punches, Claire Danes Cry Face, and More

It seems like everything is getting the retro treatment these days – popular TV shows included. Today’s latest 16-bit-it project is Showtime’s hit drama Homeland. The concept RPG, courtesy of CollegeHumor, starts off my letting you pump up your favorite …

SLAYER, BASSHOLE, LOLWTF, and Other Banned Vanity Plates
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Well this is just hilarious. Government Attic has been hard at work open-records-requesting states across our great country to divulge their lists of banned license plates. And it’s just as much fun as you would imagine. Many states have caught …

Facebook Police Make Sure You’re Using Facebook (and Suggest You Buy Stock)

Facebook reportedly lost 1.4 million U.S. users last month. Or, maybe they didn’t. Metrics can be a tricky thing. Even if Facebook lost roughly 1% of their user base, is it even a huge deal? Things like that fluctuate from …

Dallas Police Succeed in Clearing the Streets of Rogue Fruit Dallas Police Succeed in Clearing the Streets of Rogue Fruit

It’s good advice for anyone to check their sharing settings on any app before they use it – unless people want every high score, game achievement, or check-in to appear on their connected Twitter and Facebook feeds. This advice is …

Beyonce’s National Anthem Gets a Bad Lip Reading

It doesn’t really matter whether or not Beyonce lip-synched the National Anthem at President Obama’s inauguration last week, or whether she sang over a backing track, or whether she wasn’t even the one singing – it was actually Joe Biden. …

Parents Sent to Sex Site Thanks to Typo in School Email Parents Sent to Sex Site Thanks to Typo in School Email
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Shock! Horror! Impending lawsuits! Parents of children who attend one of the many schools in the Chicago Public Schools system were inadvertently directed to a soft-core adult site, after the school system sent out a mass email containing one slightly …

Check Out This Beautiful Compilation of Wintry Weather Fails

Ah, winter. You so cray. Personally, I love winter. Everything is dead. No mosquitos, limited allergies, and obviously, it’s not so damn hot. Plus, holidays and the Super Bowl. What’s not to love? But I understand that winter weather (ice …

Dell Dude (Slacker Steve) Thinks He’s The Cure for Dell’s Ailments

Last week, it was announced that former force in PC manufacturing Dell was participating in buyout talks, which have included rumors of Microsoft throwing a few bucks at the deal. Dell clearly isn’t what it used to be. But a …

Facebook Graph Search Is Going to Produce a Lot of Funny, Odd, and Creepy Queries Facebook Graph Search Is Going to Produce a Lot of Funny, Odd, and Creepy Queries
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New Tumblr alert! New Tumblr alert! Like that Tumblr blog that let people post odd responses from Siri when she first debuted on iOS, or those various Tumblr blogs that show odd Google autocomplete suggestions, this new Tumblr blog that …

Beyonce Lip Sync: Twitter, As Expected, Sounds Off
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Now that it’s been confirmed that Beyonce lip-synched her flawless performance of the national anthem at yesterday’s presidential inauguration, we can all just crawl up into a hole and cry ourselves to a sweaty, nightmare-laden sleep. Ok, it’s probably not …

Epic Meal Time Kidnaps Jamie Oliver, Prepares 60,000 Calorie Fish Sandwich
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Jamie Oliver, the British chef known for his love of celery and other healthy (possibly calorie-neutral) foods, is probably the last person you’d expect to see on the hit YouTube series Epic Meal Time. All I’m saying is that the …

Internet Explorer Use and Murder Rates Have an Interesting Relationship

Correlation (n.) – the state or relation of being correlated; specifically : a relation existing between phenomena or things or between mathematical or statistical variables which tend to vary, be associated, or occur together in a way not expected on …

Real Nerd Talks About Being a Real Nerd, as Opposed to a Hot Girl with Glasses Who Calls Herself a Nerd [VIDEO]
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I’m not really a nerd. I do nerdy things, but I’m not actually a nerd. I play Skyrim and wear thick glasses (because I actually need them), but I know that on the scale of nerddom, I probably don’t even …

1 Million Facebook Likes Can Get You More Than a Puppy, If You Know What I’m Sayin
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Apparently, 1 million Facebook likes is the new measurement for something you don’t think is possible but is totally possible, and really not that hard. Yesterday, we told you about the cute kids who won a new puppy, after their …

Tom Finds It Hard to Name His Specialty Laundromat [VIDEO]

To lower customer costs, Tom decides that his new laundromat is only going to wash white clothes. Sounds simple enough, right? But Tom runs into some problems when he attempts to name his specialty business. Some serious, serious problems. And …

That NRA Ad About President Obama’s Kids Gets a Funny or Die Response
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As you may have already know, the NRA has released an ad that attacks President Obama because his kids have armed Secret Service to protect them. “Are the President’s kids more important than yours,” asks the ad. “Then why is …

Google: We Didn’t Kill That Donkey. Don’t Assume About the Fate of the Ass, You Asses Google: We Didn’t Kill That Donkey. Don’t Assume About the Fate of the Ass, You Asses
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Google has a history of running over animals with their Street View team. Ok, maybe not a “history,” but they have done it before. Years ago, Google was forced to make a public response regarding a Street View still of …

Galactic Empire Responds to White House Petition Response Re: Death Star

Earlier this week, the White House dashed the dreams of over 34,000 American citizens as they officially refused a petition to start production on the country’s very own functioning Death Star. Bummer, right? In their statement, the White House cited …