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Meet Eddie, the Slam-Dunking Sea Otter

Eddie the geriatric sea otter, other than being really cute, also likes to play a bit of basketball. The Oregon Zoo had to find some way to get Eddie to work those arthritic elbows, and they thought what better way …

Watch the Elderly Read Comedian Rob Delaney’s Tweets

With 765,000+ followers, Rob Delaney is one of the most popular, retweetable, and absurd comedians on Twitter. He’s a writer and sometimes actor, but it’s Twitter where he’s made his biggest mark as a comedian. Often cited as one of …

Misha Will Reawaken Your Crappy Tattoo [VIDEO]

Yeah, it’s an ad for Converse. I don’t really know what Converse was going for, however. But who cares? Misha, I’ll let you reawaken my crappy tattoo any day.

Guys Give Terrible Valentine’s Day Gifts for Jimmy Kimmel Prank

Last week, Jimmy Kimmel issued another one of his YouTube challenges that asked viewers to prank one of their loved ones, capture it on video, and upload it for the world to see. But unlike previous challenges, this one was …

Burger King Twitter Hack: No Schadenfreude from McDonald’s End Burger King Twitter Hack: No Schadenfreude from McDonald’s End

If you run the Twitter account for a major international business, take this as a cautionary tale. It’s been a pretty bad day for whoever is in charge of fast-food chain Burger King’s Twitter account. Earlier this afternoon, the account …

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Asian Market Jim Beam Ad

Well, this exists. As a native Kentuckian, I’m happy to see Leo shilling bourbon. But as a native Kentuckian, I wish that Leo would shill better bourbon. #Kentuckyproblems. [via BuzzFeed]

SNL’s Djesus Uncrossed Sketch Prophesied by Reddit
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ICYMI, Saturday Night Live aired a nice little sketch over the weekend called “Djesus Uncrossed,” which featured host Christoph Waltz taking on the role of revengeful Jesus Christ and going on a killing rampage to right the many wrongs done …

You Fail at Valentine’s Day Because This Guy Wins It All
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[Chett DeLong via reddit]

Marco Rubio’s Water Bottle Moment Tapped for Late but Funny Poland Spring Facebook Post

If you watched Senator Marco Rubio’s GOP rebuttal to the President’s State of the Union address last night, you probably saw him awkwardly reach for a small water bottle in the middle of the speech. The man needed some water, …

Volkswagen’s New (Better Than The Super Bowl) Ad Taps Trololo

For the Super Bowl, Volkswagen chose to run a fairly innocuous ad that for some reason generated a bunch of controversy. It featured a while guy from Minnesota going around his office speaking in a Jamaican accent, who eventually gets …

Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest YouTube Challenge Is Borderline Insane (Hint: It Messes with Girls on Valentine’s Day)

In the past, Jimmy Kimmel has asked people to prank their friends and family around certain holidays, upload the video to YouTube, and let all of us enjoy the lulz. He’s done this for Halloween, by asking parents to tell …

Meet Florida Man, World’s Worst Superhero and Best New Parody Twitter Account

Today’s winner for parody Twitter account you need to be following comes to you from Everywhere, Florida. It’s Florida Man, which features “real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero.” The account tweets out any and all headlines that involve a …

Overly Attached Girlfriend Wants You to Be Her Valentine

It’s a great time of the year for Overly Attached Girlfriend (Laina Walker). Valentine’s Day means loads of attention from boyfriends and husbands. It’s that one special holiday where you’re forced to declare your intention to belong to someone. Be …

Kid Gives Proper Response to Hearing Bad Brains for the First Time

Meet Adeline. Adeline is already pretty cool. But she’s going to be really cool when she grows up. Here, watch this video and you’ll see why. Here’s Adeline hearing Bad Brains for the first time. You can’t teach this stuff. …

Rappin for Jesus with Pastor & Mrs. Jim Colerick Is Your Clearly Phony But Who Cares Viral Hit of the Day

There is absolutely no chance that this is legit. But that should in no way affect your decision to enjoy every second of it. “I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school. Thought you …

Explore Twitter in LOLCAT, If That’s Your Thing Explore Twitter in LOLCAT, If That’s Your Thing

TWITTR HAS JUS ADDD NEW LANGUAGE, AN IZ TEH LANGUAGE OV TEH LOLCATS. LOOK: Happeh Fridai! U can nao change ur language 2 lolcat in Settings. Hope u liek it. twitter.com/settings twitter.com/twitter/status… — Twitter (@twitter) February 8, 2013 HEERS WUT …

That Stupid, Inevitable Semi-Argument Couples Have Over What to Eat Perfectly Expressed with Drums

I’m not sure why this is so perfect, but it is. You know how deciding what to eat with your significant other is usually one of the hardest things to do, even when you’re both hungry? Yes, you do. It’s …

You Probably Have Time for Sweet Brown’s New Dental Ad

Internet legend Sweet Brown has just starred in a new ad for Tulsa-based dentists Shortline Dental. We’re happy that Sweet Brown can turn her memedom into cash. You should be too. A toothache? Ain’t nobody got time for that. [Shortline …

Airball Three Shots in Less Than a Minute, Then You Can Say You Had a Bad Day at Work

I know you hate you job, but at least you’re probably doing it better than Mirza Teletović did his on Wednesday night. The Bosnian Brooklyn Nets player had a pretty rough 40-or-so seconds in last night’s game against the Detroit …

Jon Stewart Isn’t Surprised About Vine and Porn

Twitter’s six-second video-sharing app Vine launched with a bit of a porn problem. Vine scurried around and quickly turned the porn problem into a much lesser porn problem by banning many porn-related searches and hiding NSFW material behind warning screens. …

Cute Baby Cutely Awakens and Cutely Freaks out over Gangnam Style

Hey, it’s another video of a cute baby dancing cutely to Gangnam Style. Although the Gangnam Style craze has died down and we’re all hesitant to listen to the PSY hit (lest we get the wretched thing stuck in our …