All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘daily’

National Cleavage Day, The Lottery, and April Fool’s

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@YUCKYBOTCraig S.It may be National Cleavage …

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Mega Millions, Carson Daly, and Warm Pillows

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@ChrisVernonShowChris VernonI just watched the Ray …

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Magic Johnson, Ninja Turtles, and Museums

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BorowitzReportAndy BorowitzUgly scene on House floor …

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Alicia Silverstone, Viagra, and Cable News

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@RealGilbertGilbert GottfriedActress Alicia Silverstone said she …

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Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@sethmeyers21Seth MeyersYou truly understand the scope …

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Geraldo Rivera, Instagram, and a Battle Royale with Cheese

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Tip: If you’re unclear why Twitter is …

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Angry Birds Space, Photoshop, and 5 Hour Energy

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BorowitzReportAndy BorowitzRomney: “We’re not like Etch-a-Sketch. …

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The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@juliussharpeJulius SharpeI can’t wait to eat …

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Michael Bay, Amelia Earhart, and the Equinox

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@neiltysonNeil deGrasse TysonMarch 20: Happy Autumnal …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tim Tebow, And Rorschach Tests

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@TFLNTextsFromLastNight(616): Nah nah nah the rules …

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Flavor Flav, St Patricks Day, and The Hunger Games

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@MancowMullerMancowMullerFlavor Flav is 53 today, but …

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Rod Blagojevich, Gallagher, and Segways

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@londofrhHarry LondoffHere we go Vanderbilt vs …

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