Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, we talk about sports: College Football starting tonight, NFL running back Chris Johnson getting a contract extension. Plus, one Tweeter asks a good question about a common Twitter trending topic. Enjoy!
Got a problem with your golf game? I sincerely hope you fix it. But don’t make a movie about it.
NFL star Chris Johnson agrees to 4-year/$53.5 million extension. That contract alone would place him fourth on all-time PGA Tour money list.
When writing about states’ rights, be sure to cite relevant precedents. U.S. v. The Confederate States of America is especially relevant.
In order to believe hoax Tony Danza died while filming in New Zealand, you’d have to believe that he was filming anything
in honor of the start of College Football I have covered my floor with nachos and am drinking grain alcohol through a straw.
#hogwartsexpress this morning then your life is sad.If you didn’t board the
Why does Bernie Mac always trend when his reruns are on? “The Andy Griffith Show” is on all the time and you never see “RIP Don Knotts”.
Don’t forget: No wearing pants after Labor Day.
Kids who drink coffee are assholes.
I couldn’t work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling “You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!”