Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we find people tweeting about the release of Star Wars on Blu-ray, proper leadership skills, and we see that Scarlett Johansson is still a viable topic of discussion. Enjoy!
My Facebook friends pray to a God who cares an awful lot about their kids’ Little League games.
It’s Friday. Someone should write a song about Fridays and how it compares to other days of the week.
Glad to hear Scarlett Johansson brought in the FBI. If ever there was a case for the Federal Booty Inspectors, this is it.
Missing children who are bi-racial can be found on cartons of half & half.
Leadership is about making bold decisions even when you have no idea what anyone in the meeting is talking about.
A swastika made out of Lite-Brites contains 10% less hate.
Star Wars Blu-ray is out today. Finally, Star Wars fans get to give George Lucas more money.
Must love ‘Must Love Dogs.’ – John Cusack looking for a roommate.
Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay – “Was that the last of your bourbon?”