Rush Limbaugh, Movie Bands, and The Beer Cave
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! Your books are better than some juice. Something something something Bruce. I’m not great with rhymes. Caboose.
Rush Limbaugh is what’s created when the formula that made Swamp Thing is instead poured over YouTube comments and a glazed ham.
#MovieBands Terminator- The Rise Of Florence And The Machines
If I could eat dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I’d pick John Candy because I bet he’s like really really hungry by now.
It’s hard to diet because food.
#MovieBands The Quick and the Grateful Dead
50 years ago today, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a game. 50 years ago EVERY day, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 times after a game.
Taking painkillers is a perfectly rational response to being Rush Limbaugh.
Free Hipster Band Names: Its Better On Vinyl, The Canvas Totes, Yoga Patrol, The Raw Diets, Drinking Out Of Mason Jars, Bon Over.
JUSTIN BIEBER TURN 18! VERY EXCITING! THAT MEAN HE ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO CRINGE AT ALL AWFUL THING HE DID!
Canadians watch US politics like Americans watch Jersey Shore.