Madonna flipped out on some fans in Chile recently when she realized they were smoking below the stage while she was doing a sound check.
"If you're gonna smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show," she said. "I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke, entiendes? If you love me then don't smoke. No smoking! You're looking right at me while you're smoking cigarettes, like I'm a stupid f---ing idiot."
The fans eventually obliged, and the show went on as scheduled. Wonder what it's like to be chastised by Madonna?
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that'll make everyone start smoking *lights cig* "@TMZ: Madonna Threatens Fans Over Cigarettes - If You Smoke, I'll CANCEL My Concert!!!"