Kris Jenner Writes Book of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashian’ Secrets

    July 22, 2014
    Kimberly Ripley
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Kris Jenner is writing a book of Keeping Up With the Kardashian secrets and it’s due out this fall. Will this new book include secrets about whether or not she and daughter Kim Kardashian staged the whole Kris Humphries wedding debacle or how Khloe Kardashian went from grieving her marriage to Lamar Odom and straight into the arms of French Montana? No. Oh, Kris Jenner’s secrets are much juicier than that.

In fact, they’re so juicy you’d best get out your finest linen napkins to wipe up the mess–and your apron, too. Yes, Kris Jenner is publishing a book of secret Kardashian family recipes. They’re not so much secret recipes, she said in a recent interview. Instead they’re more of a collection of tried and true recipes that ‘everyone’ is asking for and she simply doesn’t have time to hand them out one by one.

“I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris said.

In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites is set to hit book stores and online book sellers on October 21st–and yes, that’s ‘Kollection’ with a ‘K.’ Kris Jenner won’t live long enough to stop capitalizing on her late ex-husband’s last name. She won’t live long enough to stop capitalizing everything that begins with the letter ‘K’ either.

A plus for enthused fans is that Kris not only shares her recipes in the book, but shares her entertaining tips as well.

“I think that what I love so much about our life is that we love to celebrate, we love tradition,” she said.

So what can fans learn to make if they shell out what will certainly be a hefty sum to acquire a copy of the ‘Kollection’ of recipes compiled by Kris Jenner? Grilled cheese.

“I make a really mean grilled cheese sandwich so Mason and Penelope love my grilled cheese sandwiches,” she shared.

Will you be pre-ordering your copy of In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites to assure you get a copy because they’ll surely sell out? Rumor has it on page 113 you may even find a secret Keeping Up With the Kardashians recipe for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, too. Kris Jenner probably makes that for Rob Kardashian when he dares step inside her estrogen-filled estate. Perhaps she has even taught Kendall Jenner how to make one of her own.

Oh, wait. Kendall doesn’t eat. She’s a model now.

Note to Kris Jenner: Make sure page 16 features Kendall or Kylie Jenner’s recipe for cucumber water.

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  • mwallek

    now I suppose we’ll hear all about al the bonking baby grandma has done since committing to a lifestyle of public harlotry. C’mon, get the sex tape out there you sagging cougar.

  • Lucia

    LOL that is to funny. What secrets there are exposed every where. They tell the paparazzi there every move so there is not much we do not know? Is she finally going to tell us her secrets. Maybe she will finally tell Khloe that Bruce is her biological father. We already know her family fears her and she intimidates her family and that her child Kim is the only one who kisses her ass. And Khloe and Kylie are the stronger children that do not give a hoot about her crap that she does. She hates Rob because he looks like the husband she always cheated on. Let’s see we know they cash in on what ever presents it self. They laugh there way all the way to the bank. And I do not care about there favorites I probably will never afford it. Maybe if she made the book on how to be deceitful and a liar and how to fool a fool. That one will be entertaining to read. I am curious to see how one loses there conscience and that may be good for me to do some research with. I like them but I am not obsessed with them and I do not like how they exploit people who act on impulse. I’ll wait and if I have a dollar to spare I will get the book at the dollar store but knowing me I rather buy me a chocolate.

  • Cat27

    Everyone in the world (who cares to look) knows as much about the Kartrashians as their gyn doctor…………………now Pimpmama Kris wants to tell us how she cooks? I know how to cook…..well and my hands aren’t covered in filth.

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  • cookieII

    People should quit watching their stupid show and buying their crap

  • Nick Pezzolo

    well im sure she will laugh all the way to the bank cause every big ass woman in the usa will buy this book,of course the age range will be from 18-19 so have it and dont be stupid enough to buy??????

  • chefouattara

    hahahaha!! Cucumber water!!! hahahahah….now that was funny!!

  • Lilarose Davis

    I am curious and interested in any cookbook Kris puts on the market. I think she does cook because she enjoys it. Give it a chance!

    • debra

      really ? I mean really ? Do fools like you still exist ?

  • McPocket

    They’re like a train wreck, and they’re my guilty pleasure. NO ONE in my life knows I watch the Kartrashians, because I’m ashamed to admit it. The only secret is the one about Khloe being OJ’s daughter. She looks just like her 1/2 sister, Sydney – google her! Oh well, not my circus, not my monkeys !

  • Judy Thorne

    Through the book in the trash along with the Kardashians!

  • Marisa Beatriz

    Who would buy this? The only one cooking in that house is the private chef.