When making your own pizza became too hard, restaurants began making pizza for you. Then, when going to a restaurant to eat pizza became too much of a hassle, delivery joints popped up to bring pizza right to your door.
Soon, calling in a pizza order became way too stressful, so delivery pizza joints began allowing online orders. But of course, that too became too hard so pizza companies built apps. Now, even apps aren't convenient enough. In America's quest to make it as brainless as possible to stuff pizza in its face, Domino's will soon let you order via a tweet.
And that tweet doesn't even have to contain any actual words.
Starting May 20, Domino's Pizza will accept the pizza emoji as a desperate call for pizza.
"It's the epitome of convenience," Patrick Doyle, CEO at Domino's, told USA Today. "We've got this down to a five-second exchange."
— Domino's Pizza (@dominos) May 12, 2015
All you'll have to do is set up an "Easy Order" on your Domino's profile. Once you've crafted your go-to pie, all you have to do is tweet the pizza emoji @Dominos.
I don't really know what to say. I'm both saddened and impressed. It's basically the same feeling I get after eating an entire delivery pizza.
Image via Domino's