It’s the latest version of “Yo Mama” jokes. You remember “Yo Mama” jokes, right?
The modern update is Why Yo Weave…? With the hashtag #whyyoweave on Twitter, the jokes are aimed at making fun of other people’ hair-dos. Among the funniest:
#whyyoweave look like you had to brush it with a rake this morning
— jawans boothang.(@charlieadoresu) February 19, 2012
#WhyYoWeave look like A wet mop from McDonald’s
— Mr.Tweet.Ya.Girl (@Majestics1987) February 20, 2012
#WhyYoWeave throwing up gang signs at me
— Mr.Tweet.Ya.Girl (@Majestics1987) February 20, 2012
but #whyyoweave only look good when tax season come around ..
— StRAWbERRYshortCAkEツ (@hYfR_Ima_36Ccup) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave look like you got it outta a mighty kids meal
— Abdi Sheikh (@Young_Sheikh) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave smell like popeyes chicken
— Flatbush F.H. (@FlatbushInParis) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave smell like a pack of ports
— Bahama Mama(@_shutupNDkissme) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave moving & there’s no wind blowing…
— ♔ ☞ Alex ☜♔™(@LoveBigDadddy) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave blonde but your edges black !
— Rae`Bizzle(@Pretty94Money) February 20, 2012
#WhyYOWeave red white and blue and you got on a optimus prime shirt
— Members Only Music(@GetsItINNN) February 20, 2012
#whyyoweave sound like poprocks when you scratch your head?
— ann nicole witten (@annnicolewitten) February 20, 2012
#WhyYoWeave got a zipper tho? smh twitter.com/itskofi/status…
— THAT PMF A$AP KOFI(@itskofi) February 19, 2012
#WhyYoWeave don’t move when your head move ?
— Don TRAP (@918TRAP) February 19, 2012