Wedge Salads, Adulthood, and Occupy Band Names

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we are treated with some tweets from a prevailing hashtag - #OccupyBandNames. We also find that Facebook has added a new "relationship status" option and learn what it really means to reach adulthood.


Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If there are two people in your twitter photo, I'm going to assume that you are the uglier of the two. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

The Rolling Joints #OccupyBandNames 9 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Rage Against the Latrine. #OccupyBandNames 5 hours ago via Seesmic · powered by @socialditto

Does your story have anything in it that will terrify an old person? If not, it needs another rewrite. 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Be there! RT @SportsNation Prediction of tonight's game!!! Tim Tebow will ________. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

"Whoa oh oh, I'm on fire." - Springsteen, witches 37 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Adulthood is probably when you stop taking drugs to trip out, and start taking drugs to feel normal. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

NOW THAT SEXY MAN ALIVE LIST OUT! DRUNK HULK CAN FINALLY RELAX! AND LET SELF GO! 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

BREAKING: Facebook Introduces New Relationship Status, 'Fuckin' Around' 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The Red Hot Pepper Sprays #OccupyBandNames 5 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

I missed my local forecast on the Weather Channel, so now I have to wait ten minutes for them to show it again. #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

“I want to eat a bunch of blue cheese and bacon, but I also want to appear to be healthy.” - Inventor of wedge salad 45 minutes ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

I like my sex how I like my blues, performed by black men, or white men who I can pretend are black when I close my eyes. 44 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

WARNING! only 3 more days to break up w/ your girlfriend or else ride out thanksgiving, xmas, new years, valentine's, & black history month. 21 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Tonight on Thursday Night Football we will see who shuts down the passing game better: Darrelle Revis or Tim Tebow. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf