Tyler Perry, Game of Thrones, and Google Street View

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.


Tyler Perry's Why Did My Studios Burn Down(image) 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Kentucky Derby this weekend. I bet the mainstream media covers it like a horserace.(image) 4 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I hope Jessica Simpson's daughter has a great first day in college today.(image) 5 hours ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Newt Gingrich suspended his presidential campaign in order to devote his time to fighting the evil fat-free mayonnaise corporations.(image) 58 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Exclusive: Work is being done on next Call of Duty game. It will take place in a war-time setting, and should be announced within 18 months.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I hope the mom who brought her 5-year-old into the tanning booth learned her lesson. Next time, she'll leave her alone in the car.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

So wait, if Roger Clemens gets off, does Andy Pettitte get credited with a save?(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Jaleel White was eliminated from "Dancing with Stars" last night. I tried to tell him to go as Stephan but noooooooo.(image) 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My favorite moment in the last Game of Thrones was when Khaleesi decides to bootstrap her ocean-crossing startup instead of taking VC.(image) 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

No one was hurt in the fire at Tyler Perry's studios, in fact, he just signed a deal to produce five more nearly identical blazes.(image) 29 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Newt Gingrich bows out of Presidential race to focus on being the world's largest high-fructose corn syrup storage silo.(image) 12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Google Street View cars have been monitoring your private Wi-Fi signals... Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. Wish I’d thought of it.(image) 1 hour ago via Batcomputer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Jugglers are Earth's first line of defense against small, spherical aliens.(image) 2 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Sometimes I feel like a fat guy trapped in fat guy's body.(image) 2 hours ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf