Mitt Romney’s win in the Florida GOP primary race was no surprise. And, there has been a not-so-surprising dearth of responses on Twitter from regular folks. Everyone, especially Newt Gingrich, was just ready to move on to the next one. But, there’s always snark to be had.
46 States to Go!Donate today and help us defeat Obamneycare. 1 million dollar money bomb. newt.org/obamneycare/in…
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) February 1, 2012
Now Fox will make issue of the truth after the Florida primary is over…PPL NEED TO GO TO JAIL!
— John Stout (@johnjstout) February 1, 2012
My aunt in Florida just called me. She said she is glad primary is over. She voted for #Newt because she knew his platform.
— irritatedwoman (@irritatedwoman) February 1, 2012
BREAKING: Florida Primary recount show Romney and Gingrich trailing behind 6-pack of Ensure on sale at WalMart.
— KDM (@KyleDaMaren) February 1, 2012
I’m gonna call the Florida race right now, yo.A rich white douchebag is gonna win. #FLPrimary
— KimJongNumberUn (@KimJongNumberUn) January 31, 2012
In the first hours of his presidency, Ron Paul will abolish the presidency. #flprimary
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) February 1, 2012
In his concession speech when Newt said “It’s time to move on,” Callista looked visibly alarmed. #FLPrimary
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) February 1, 2012
Dear Newt supporters: Stop whining about Romney’s money. Ask Sheldon Adelson for more. #FLprimary
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 1, 2012
#newt lost elderly women vote in #flprimary. They have already outgrown their daddy issues.
— Dewey Cooper (@dewcooper) February 1, 2012
Don’t underestimate the heart of a champion and a TRUE CONSERVATIVE-Newt Gingrich!!! #FLPrimary
— AnthonyAguillo (@_anthonyaguillo) February 1, 2012
#Mitt beat #Newt like an old Persian rug in #GOP #FLPrimary-big deal.Perhaps Newt should have taken song requests like a piano bar queen.
— Rory K (@TheatreRo46) February 1, 2012
If the winner of the #FLprimary takes all, why are there STILL 4 candidates?The political pundits don’t know any more than us . . .
— Brian Brewer (@Kuntry_Bwoy) February 1, 2012
#Newt was shell shocked last night in #FLPrimary he should drop out #GOP2012 #tcot #tlot
— Eric Lindell (@EricLindell1) February 1, 2012
Gingrich first GOP candidate to win South Carolina and lose Florida #flprimary
— Liberty News Network (@liberty) February 1, 2012
The best primary results money can buy bought by Mitt. #FLPrimary
— Dina (@DinasRuns) February 1, 2012