Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Feeling a bit bad for Marissa Mayer. Migrating email from Gmail to Yahoo cannot be easy.
The only guarantees in life are death, taxes and people in Infinity commercials you’d like to strangle.
Right now Tom Cruise is explaining to Suri why mommy isn’t going to Space Heaven
Today is David Hasselhoff’s birthday! Celebrate with a cheeseburger, slow motion beach run or some German tunes.
Turkey burgers are the sex dolls of food.
Twitter isn’t the best venue for nuance. You either agree with that or you don’t.
The Dark Knight Rises. Kim Kardashian has no clue what that is, but she wants it.
#fakebatmanspoilers The new batmobile is really fat Val Kilmer
The genius bar should serve whiskey.
The 24th Adobe Acrobat update I’ve installed is going to revolutionize the way I open up take out menus from my desktop!
Coffee is like marriage. First it’s really hot. Then it’s just right. Then it helps you get off your ass and do things.
We’re all just one kiss-cam away from doing something gay.