Donald Trump told various media sources earlier this week that he would be making a major announcement today regarding President Obama, and since then, rumors have been flying as to what it would be. Did he have some dirt on Obama that no one had previously been able to dig up? Some election-altering bit of info that would change the way people approach the voter’s booth (as he claimed)?

As it turns out, Trump just wants Obama to release his college and passport applications and records to fill out what we know about his past. If he does this, Trump says he’ll give $5 million to whatever charity Obama designates.

“The check will be given within one hour after he releases all of the records so stated,” Trump said. “He’ll be doing a great service for the country if he does this. If he releases these records, it will end the questions and indeed the anger of many Americans. They’ll know something about their president.”

Trump says he very much wants to write such a check…but the records have to be made public by Halloween if Obama wants to make a charity of his choice happy.