If you managed to survive the death-dealing Marnie-pocalypse that ended the fourth season of True Blood and were left still craving more after that cliffhanger of an ending, good news: a new trailer for the upcoming fifth season was released today.
But don’t get too excited because it’s more accurately described as an anti-teaser as there is no appearance of any character’s face or voice. It’s just some cheesy rock ballad circa 2002 in minor playing over some footage of dirt moving around with the message, “In Bon Temps, nothing stays buried forever,” zooming on and off the screen.
See?
That didn’t stop Twitters from getting their blood pumping in anticipating of everyone’s favorite vampire camp this side of Buffy.
@pepemaramb1988
Pepe MartínCheck out Lamb of God Song ‘King Me’ Featured in Trailer for New ‘True Blood’ Season: http://t.co/dySvDuTN
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@newsoscifi
News-O-Scifi“First trailer for True Blood Season 5 teases the return of the best villain ever” http://t.co/GSMbzp1g 4 hours ago via Newsodrome · powered by @socialditto
@TrueBloodHBO
True Blood Can’t wait? For a glimpse at the #TrueBlood Season 5 graphic tease that just aired on @HBO, WATCH: http://t.co/zMfNyeF3 #waitingsucks 19 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@The_Vault
The Vault TrueBloodWhat is the “Un-Buried” in Bon Temps?: http://t.co/BUAV8pjc #trueblood 3 hours ago via The Vault · powered by @socialditto
@_AlexisPitts
AlexisI Can’t wait for #TrueBlood to come back on #HBO I Can’t wait to See #EricNorthmen & the rest of the Cast 5 minutes ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
@TrueBloodDotNet
True-Blood.netI’m pretty sure Joe just revealed a teensy spoiler regarding Tara’s fate. Watch: http://t.co/P1IOAy50 34 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@holliejeffs
Hollie Liza JeffsI have literally spent the whole day watching True Blood… God, I love this show!!!! Especially Eric 😉 24 minutes ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
@AmarieBella
Reed McQueenI can’t wait for True Blood 3 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@asexiness
RosyHBO releases first teaser trailer for season 5 of True Blood! Who do you want to see come back? http://t.co/DoLU6kFF 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@An_jee12
Angie Anjee all my hopes for a True Blood resurrection are in the one and only Russell Edgington. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
Undoubtedly, viewers will be introduced to even more supernatural creatures this season, so on that note, what kind of monsters would you like to see be given the sexy True Blood makeover? Personally, I’d kinda like to see a Creature from the Black Lagoon-type merman. You?