Tim Tebow, Yelp, and The Virgin Mary

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Tim Tebow, Yelp, and The Virgin Mary
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we get a heavy dose of Twitter’s favorite topic of discussion: Time Tebow. We also see why Herman Cain might have left the race prematurely.

    Enjoy!

    It was funny for a couple of days but now I think it’s time to kill Bennett. 43 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    RT @GarrickDixon If you read Tom Brady’s lips when he was arguing with his coach he said “who the f*** do you think I am Tim Tebow?” 13 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase. 4 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android · powered by @socialditto

    I would #textSanta but he has my iPhone 4S. *hint hint* 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

    I can’t believe Mary’s parents bought that whole “pregnant virgin” story. 55 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    It’s tempting to think God is helping Tim Tebow win until you remember that Newt Gingrich is winning, too. #tebow #nfl 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Wrote my first Yelp review today. Now I’ll just sit back and wait for the money to start rolling in. 27 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    Beauty is only skin deep but that’s ok because my eyes can’t see any farther than that. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    I see all the men on the Urban Outfitters website take “don we now our gay apparel” very seriously. 19 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I saw mommy emasculating Santa Claus. 2 hours ago via UberSocial for Android · powered by @socialditto

    Someone should have told Herman Cain that believing you are incapable of doing anything wrong is really more of a white thing. 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

    Tim Tebow gets Chick Fil A on Sundays… 13 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    If you mean prone to seizures and night terrors then yes, I do have moves like Jagger. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    They say everything is bigger in Texas. I hate to think what Khloe is gonna look like in Dallas. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    My computer only has two usb ports in the front #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

    They should send Tim Tebow into Iran to get our drone back. With just a knife. 19 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

    I guess the more interesting question is: What do the Winklevoss twins call THEIR balls? 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    With all respect for Tim Tebow, who seems a fine young man, you don’t need much help from God to defeat the Chicago Bears. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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