Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we get a heavy dose of Twitter’s favorite topic of discussion: Time Tebow. We also see why Herman Cain might have left the race prematurely.
It was funny for a couple of days but now I think it’s time to kill Bennett.
@GarrickDixon If you read Tom Brady’s lips when he was arguing with his coach he said “who the f*** do you think I am Tim Tebow?”RT
Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase.
#textSanta but he has my iPhone 4S. *hint hint*I would
I can’t believe Mary’s parents bought that whole “pregnant virgin” story.
Wrote my first Yelp review today. Now I’ll just sit back and wait for the money to start rolling in.
Beauty is only skin deep but that’s ok because my eyes can’t see any farther than that.
I see all the men on the Urban Outfitters website take “don we now our gay apparel” very seriously.
I saw mommy emasculating Santa Claus.
Someone should have told Herman Cain that believing you are incapable of doing anything wrong is really more of a white thing.
Tim Tebow gets Chick Fil A on Sundays…
If you mean prone to seizures and night terrors then yes, I do have moves like Jagger.
They say everything is bigger in Texas. I hate to think what Khloe is gonna look like in Dallas.
They should send Tim Tebow into Iran to get our drone back. With just a knife.
I guess the more interesting question is: What do the Winklevoss twins call THEIR balls?
With all respect for Tim Tebow, who seems a fine young man, you don’t need much help from God to defeat the Chicago Bears.