This Is How You Get a Giant Bear Off Your Deck; or Don’t Mess with Nishanto

Don’t screw with bears. They’re big, strong, fast, and able to maul you to death within a matter of seconds. If at all possible, you probably just want to avoid face-to-face contact. IR...
This Is How You Get a Giant Bear Off Your Deck; or Don’t Mess with Nishanto
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Don’t screw with bears. They’re big, strong, fast, and able to maul you to death within a matter of seconds. If at all possible, you probably just want to avoid face-to-face contact. I’d say this is pretty solid life advice.

    But whatever you do, DO NOT mess around with Nishanto.

    I wouldn’t try this next time you have a few hundred pound bear in your backyard. But you can’t argue against its efficacy.

    It is Monday, so if you get into a confrontation at work, I’ve heard this technique also works on bosses.

    [via reddit]

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